Title: A Mock Time
Author: Chibi Yomi
Email: chibielly @ yahoo .com
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, barely own the storyline
the slash version of Amok Time or just the really
messed up version. It's not overly slashy but I did throw in as many
Kirk: I'm saying the opening monologe cause I'm better than all y'alls
Spock: Need... to go to room..... for a while...
*Enters Spock's room* Spock is something wro- GAH!!!!
Spock: YOU SAW NOTHING! I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING! NOTHING I SAY!
*Weirded out* You got it!
Spock: Take me to Vulcan.
Kirk: I'll get around to it.
Spock: Now dammit!
No! Go see Bones.
Spock: McCoy.... Hmm.... That could work too...
McCoy: *Enters Kirk's
Kirk: How is he?
McCoy: Jim, if we don't get him to Vulcan he'll die.
Kirk: Bummer. Looks like
I'm gonna ignore Star Fleet again.
Spock: Thanks for ignoring Star Fleet. Captain, please come
to Vulcan, I'm allowed to bring a friend. McCoy, also come with me
for other reasons not disclosed.
Yay! Feild Trip
Spock's Fiance: *Vulcan gibberish*
Spock: *More Vulcan gibberish*
Spock: My wife.
Rest of Crew: *Shock*
Kirk: *Doesn't care*
Important Vulcan: Do you take this Vulcan to be your lawfully wedded
you may have relief during pon far? (a/n: mating season)
Spock: I do
Important Vulcan: Do you take this half-Vulcan
to be your lawfully
wedded husband so you can have relief during pon far?
Spock's Fiance: ...Fight to the death!
Fiance: You! Fight!
Important Vulcan: Of beliefs are fucked up, so go fight.
Kirk: I dare you to say that louder.
*Spock and Kirk fight....Spirk fans go wild*
Can we cheat?
Important Vulcan: Go ahead.
McCoy: *Gives Jim a shot* This will help you breathe better, I swear!
goes back to fighting*
Spock: Dammit Jim! I only get to have sex once every seven years! You
get to do it every
day! Can't I go at it this once?
*Spock "kills" Kirk*
Spock's ex-fiance: I don't love you
and I'm just as evil and
manipulative as that woman from Essex Boys though less desired.
Spock: Double shit! Let's
go home, McCoy.
McCoy: I hate you!
Spock: I'm gonna turn myself in for the murder of
McCoy: Look what I found!
Spock: Jim! *Huggles* ...Errr.... *pulls away*
Actually it's one of his clones, but it does the trick.
Spock: The hug meant nothing!
McCoy: Of course not
Thank you *starts to leave*
McCoy: In a het fan's eye!
Spock: *Eyebrow raise*