Aural Fixation

Title: Aural Fixation
Author: Cait N.
Series: TOS
Codes: K, S/Mc (implied)
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Beta: Janet
Feedback: Please!

Disclaimer: Paramount owns the characters, I just take 'em out for a
spin every now and then.

Summary: Just a silly something I wrote for my S/Mc challenge (Write a
S/Mc fic that starts out with the phrase "Damn those ears are sexy!")

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"Aural Fixation"
copyright May 2002 by Cait N.

"Damn those ears are sexy!"

"You really think so?"

"I don't think so, I *know* so!"

"Frankly I don't see what the attraction is -"

"Are you kiddin' me? The ear is the second most sensitive Vulcan
erogenous zone."

"Get out of here!"

"No, seriously, they are. The nerve endings all meet at the tips, and
I've heard that if you stroke them just right, makes 'em come faster
than an Orion givin' a blow job."

"Shit! You're making me wish *I* had pointed ears."

"Ha! You think that's amazing, lean in closer and I'll tell you about
their 'equipment'."

"Okay, so tell already!"

"Keep your shirt on! Anyway, now you can't tell anyone I told you
this, but it's double-ridged."

"No shit!"

"I said keep your voice down!"

"Sorry. But double-ridged?"

"Yep, they say two heads are better than one; I wonder if that applies
for two ridges. What I wouldn't give to be double dipped by him."

"Well, get off your ass and go over and say something."

"Like what? 'Excuse me, you don't know me very well, but I'd like to
screw your brains out'."

"That'd work for me."

"You're easy."

"Fuck you!"

"In your dreams stud-boy."

"You've got to do something, you can't just sit here mooning over

"Bite your tongue, I am *not* mooning. Just fantasizing."

"Well, Mr. Know-it-all, you might not have to fantasize anymore."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Have you forgotten that a Vulcan's hearing is better than humans?
More than two hundred times better? Since he's at the next table he's
probably heard every word we've said."

"Fuck me!"

"Ohhhhhhhh he just winked at you, he *winked* at you! Ha! 'Fuck me'
indeed. Bet you just might get your wish."