Signs of a Bad TOS Thanksgiving

SIGNS OF A BAD THANKSGIVING ON THE ENTERPRISE 1701
TOP TEN
 
10 - Star Fleet issued holiday decorations arrived six months late.  Rec room decked out  with Easter Bunnies, Passover Seder scenes, and "Earth Day" globes.
 
9 - Klingon peace offering - Gohch
 
8 - Captain Kirk‚€™s annual attempt to carve the turkey with a class one phaser.
 
7 - Romulan‚€™s always attack during the big game.
 
6 - Ship‚€™s purser has trouble keeping a straight face when saying, "Aye, Captain, the laundry has shrunk your uniform."
 
5 - Charlie X and Trellaine fighting over the last drumstick
 
4 - That asshole for Xeno-biology who goes over the Security table and says "Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die."
 
3 - The sad, sick year, Cook confused Thanksgiving and the Salem Witch Trials.
 
2 - Lime Jell-O
 
1 - Hurt/Comfort Food Fights (could go on best list also).
 
 
Hope y'all have a good one. 
 
Artemis

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