SIGNS OF A BAD THANKSGIVING ON THE ENTERPRISE 1701
TOP TEN

 

10 - Star Fleet issued holiday decorations arrived six months late.  Rec room decked out  with Easter Bunnies, Passover Seder scenes, and "Earth Day" globes.

 

9 - Klingon peace offering - Gohch

 

8 - Captain Kirk’s annual attempt to carve the turkey with a class one phaser.

 

7 - Romulan’s always attack during the big game.

 

6 - Ship’s purser has trouble keeping a straight face when saying, "Aye, Captain, the laundry has shrunk your uniform."

 

5 - Charlie X and Trellaine fighting over the last drumstick

 

4 - That asshole for Xeno-biology who goes over the Security table and says "Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die."

 

3 - The sad, sick year, Cook confused Thanksgiving and the Salem Witch Trials.

 

2 - Lime Jell-O

 

1 - Hurt/Comfort Food Fights (could go on best list also).

 

 

Hope y'all have a good one. 

 

Artemis